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This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.\u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48403846824184,"sku":"25225016520512685632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48403846856952,"sku":"26058694097773958863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48403846889720,"sku":"10302843564838863024","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48403846922488,"sku":"32906375458090875914","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48403846955256,"sku":"26382768487104999163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/0175\/4872\/files\/4566141876166043797_2048.jpg?v=1778865264"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/0175\/4872\/collections\/1792691005680081413_2048_custom.jpg?v=1770996286","url":"https:\/\/drinkconspiracy.com\/collections\/merch.oembed?page=2","provider":"Conspiracy Coffee Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}