{"product_id":"before-coffee-after-coffee-latte-mug-☕👽","title":"Before Coffee \/ After Coffee Latte Mug ☕👽","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"267\"\u003eThere are two versions of you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"339\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"287\"\u003eBefore coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eConfused. Disoriented. Possibly extraterrestrial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"391\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"358\"\u003eAfter coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"361\"\u003eFully operational human being.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"393\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eThis Conspiracy Coffee latte mug captures the universal transformation that happens when caffeine finally hits the system. Featuring a retro-style alien “before coffee” and a cheerful human “after coffee,” it’s the perfect mug for anyone who knows that \u003cstrong data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"699\"\u003ecoffee isn’t optional — it’s a survival protocol.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"900\"\u003eWhether you're starting your morning briefing, decoding strange signals, or just trying to become a functioning member of society again, this mug reminds everyone of the most important daily upgrade:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"913\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eCoffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003eCrafted with high-quality sublimation printing, this latte mug makes a perfect gift for coffee lovers, conspiracy thinkers, or anyone who has ever said \u003cem data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003e“don’t talk to me before coffee.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1w10pjj\" data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003e12oz custom latte mug (0.35 L)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1misko9\" data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1167\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003e100% white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bln06e\" data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003eHigh-quality sublimation printing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"v4whct\" data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1263\"\u003eRounded corners for a modern look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8op380\" data-start=\"1264\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1266\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003eComfortable C-style handle for easy sipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e☕ Latte lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003e👽 UFO enthusiasts\u003cbr data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1365\"\u003e🧠 Early-morning skeptics\u003cbr data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003e🎁 Funny coffee gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003eBecause sometimes the difference between alien and human…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1508\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1508\"\u003e…is just one cup of coffee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1552\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1552\"\u003eStay Caffeinated. Question Everything.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003e#drinkconspiracy\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12oz","offer_id":48077942718712,"sku":"64438086914900654183","price":11.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/0175\/4872\/files\/4672041990008279208_2048.jpg?v=1775576221","url":"https:\/\/drinkconspiracy.com\/products\/before-coffee-after-coffee-latte-mug-%e2%98%95%f0%9f%91%bd","provider":"Conspiracy Coffee Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}