{"product_id":"not-ready-to-earth™-black-mug-15oz","title":"Not Ready to Earth™ Black Mug, 15oz","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"301\"\u003eSome mornings, it’s not that you’re tired…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"303\" data-end=\"351\"\u003eIt’s that you’re not ready to deal with \u003cem data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"351\"\u003eEarth.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"353\" data-end=\"534\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eNot Ready to Earth™ Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e captures that universal feeling—one hand in your pocket, one hand on your coffee, and absolutely zero interest in whatever chaos the day has planned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eFeaturing a slightly over-it extraterrestrial and a message that hits a little too close to home, this mug is perfect for slow starts, deep sighs, and that first sip that brings you back online.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"789\"\u003eBecause let’s be honest…\u003cbr data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"759\"\u003eIt’s not you. It’s the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"803\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"n1a7xv\" data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eMornings that start before you’re ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hn83fl\" data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eAnyone running on caffeine and mild disbelief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b391ed\" data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"975\"\u003ePeople who would rather observe than participate (at least before coffee)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"989\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"989\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1whms5a\" data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003ePremium ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ydett1\" data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1048\"\u003eClean, character-driven design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"g6xre4\" data-start=\"1049\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003eDishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1spzzmn\" data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eGuaranteed to get knowing nods from strangers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e Functionality may improve after first cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1287\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003eStay Caffeinated. Question Everything.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1236\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1236\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eBrew Outside the Simulation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003e#drinkconspiracy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Black ceramic material with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: One size: 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48204586254584,"sku":"48064060202547995973","price":11.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/0175\/4872\/files\/20260408122531-1f133460-8f82-604a-92a1-dabd60cd9094.png?v=1775651187","url":"https:\/\/drinkconspiracy.com\/products\/not-ready-to-earth%e2%84%a2-black-mug-15oz","provider":"Conspiracy Coffee Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}