{"product_id":"wake-up-sheeple-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Wake Up Sheeple Cotton Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; margin-top: 0px; color: #f9f8f5; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 17.6px; background-color: #000000;\" data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eSome people wake up slowly.\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eOthers… get the full download.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: #f9f8f5; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 17.6px; background-color: #000000;\" data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"787\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"695\"\u003e“Wake Up Sheeple!” tote\u003c\/strong\u003e is for those moments when reality hits a little different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: #f9f8f5; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 17.6px; background-color: #000000;\" data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"933\"\u003eFeaturing everyone’s favorite wide-eyed observer mid-realization, this tote brings humor, curiosity, and just enough chaos to your daily routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: #f9f8f5; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 17.6px; background-color: #000000;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"box-sizing: inherit; color: #f9f8f5; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: 17.6px; background-color: #000000;\" data-start=\"1085\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003eBecause sometimes it’s not about changing minds…\u003cbr style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003eit’s about starting conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15\" x 16\"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20\" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e.: Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd² (406.9 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in natural and black colors\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":48303894167800,"sku":"68234920490516126065","price":27.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/0175\/4872\/files\/1932608520429917155_2048.jpg?v=1777598596","url":"https:\/\/drinkconspiracy.com\/products\/wake-up-sheeple-cotton-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Conspiracy Coffee Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}