🐑 Wake Up, Sheeple: The Roast They Don’t Want You to Know About

They said the earth was round.

They said the moon landing was real.

They said decaf was fine.

Introducing: Wake Up Sheeple Roast — the brew that blows the lid off your daily grind.

Crafted from a smooth and complex Guatemalan single origin, this roast is rich with notes of cocoa, maple syrup, plum, and apple sweetness. It’s the perfect balance of bold flavor and forbidden knowledge.

We can’t legally say it’ll open your third eye…

But we also can’t say it won’t.

So ditch the decaf, torch the tinfoil, and raise your mug to truth in every sip.

Because once you taste this, there’s no going baaaaack.