About Us
Welcome to Conspiracy Coffee Company, where every cup is brewed with bold flavor and deeper meaning.
We’re not just another coffee company—we’re a classified operation for the curious, the caffeinated, and the certifiably wide awake.
Born out of a suspiciously strong brew and a deep distrust of boring coffee, Conspiracy Coffee exists to challenge the official narrative of “just okay” beans. Our roasts are handcrafted with premium, ethically-sourced beans and roasted with obsessive precision. The result? Smooth, subversive, and undeniably delicious blends that taste like a cover-up you can believe in.
Whether you sip from pods, press your own beans, or take it straight from a bunker-friendly K-cup, our core lineup—Big Bean, Moon Roast, Flat Brew, and First Light—delivers mind-expanding flavor wrapped in a layer of mystery.
Our Mission
To jolt the system—one cup at a time.
We craft coffee for thinkers, skeptics, early risers, and late-night plotters. If your mornings begin with a brew and a bold question, you’re one of us.
Why "Conspiracy"?
Because they don’t want you drinking coffee this good.
Behind every roast is a theory. Behind every theory, a roast. We believe the truth is out there—and it pairs well with a light roast and zero creamer.
Join the Resistance
This isn’t just coffee.
It’s a movement.
It’s a roast against the machine.
It’s flavor so bold, it had to be covered up.
Welcome to Conspiracy Coffee—where every sip is suspiciously satisfying.