Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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I Want to Believe Sweatshirt
Some truths take time.
Some questions deserve warmth.
The “I Want to Believe” sweatshirt is for late nights, early mornings, and conversations that start with “hear me out…”. Featuring our iconic Bigfoot design, it’s a quiet signal to the world that curiosity is still alive—and caffeine probably helps.
Made on a heavyweight, ultra-comfortable crewneck, this sweatshirt is built for campfires, cold kitchens, and staring at the horizon wondering what else they didn’t tell us.
You don’t have to know the answers.
You just have to be open to them.
Details
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Unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt
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Soft 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric
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Durable, cozy, and built for everyday wear
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High-quality front print
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Classic fit — easy to layer, hard to take off
Believe responsibly. ☕👁️
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Disclaimers (Read Before the Signal Drops)
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Color Anomalies: Due to fabric properties, lighting conditions, and screen calibration, the White color variant may appear slightly off-white rather than stark white. Orange tones may shift subtly depending on lighting. This is normal. Nothing to see here.
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Built for the Long Game: This sweatshirt is constructed from a medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend—designed for comfort, durability, and repeated wear during long nights of research.
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Structural Integrity: Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs helps maintain shape and durability over time. This garment is reinforced.
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Comfort Protocol: Features a classic crewneck fit with a smooth surface for clean, vibrant prints. Includes a tear-away label to eliminate itchiness and distractions.
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Ethical Production: Crafted using ethically grown US cotton and produced with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes that meet established safety and environmental standards. No questionable substances were involved.
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Production Reality: Each piece is made to order. Minor variations are part of the process. Uniformity is overrated.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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ON-TIME DELIVERY
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EASY RETURNS
"If you're not feeling it, send it back. No probing questions — just 30-day hassle-free returns."
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DAMAGE REPLACEMENTS
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SECURE PAYMENT
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