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Big Bean

Big Bean

Regular price $18.00
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Big Bean – Dark Roast They don’t want you to taste this. This is the roast they warned you about. Bold, full-bodied, and roasted so deep it’s practically classified. Big Bean is our darkest roast—crafted for truth-seekers, night owls, and anyone suspicious of decaf. It’s not just coffee. It’s a caffeinated countermeasure. So go ahead—brew it strong, drink it black, and know that every sip takes you one step further from the mainstream narrative. Smooth. Shadowy. Uncompromising. Welcome to the dark roast resistance.
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