Brewed for the Unmanageable Unisex French Terry Hoodie
Brewed for the Unmanageable Unisex French Terry Hoodie
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They said calm down.
We said pour another cup.
This ultra-comfort French terry hoodie wraps you in soft, breathable warmth while carrying the mark of those who refuse to be simplified.
For the thinkers who don’t fit in tidy boxes.
For the ones who see through the noise.
For the beautifully unmanageable.
Stay warm. Stay curious.
.: 3-End French Terry
.: Medium fabric (7.4 oz /yd² (250 g/m²))
.: Regular Fit
.: Three panel hood with self-lining for extra comfort
.: Double-needle topstitch on all seams
.: Dyed-to-match drawcord with metal grommets
.: Half-moon patch on the back neck for easy relabelling
.: Twill neck tape
.: Tear away label
.: Under 5% shrinkage
.: Solids: 80% Cotton, 20% Recycled Polyester
.: Heathers: 60% Cotton, 40% Recycled Polyester
.: 100% combed cotton face yarn

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