Whether you’re fueling late-night research, early-morning skepticism, or just trying to stay awake long enough to connect the dots, this Conspiracy Coffee Company black ceramic mug is built for those who question everything — including why their coffee is gone so fast.
Featuring our iconic all-seeing eye inside the triangle logo, this mug quietly lets everyone know you’re awake… or at least caffeinated enough to pretend you are.
Why you’ll love it:
Durable black ceramic with a glossy finish
Bold, high-quality print that won’t fade, peel, or crack
Microwave & dishwasher safe (because convenience is real, even if nothing else is)
BPA & lead-free — no actual mind control chemicals included
Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, depending on how deep your investigations run
Perfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or whatever keeps you alert while following red strings across imaginary corkboards.
Warning: May attract comments, questions, and unsolicited conspiracy theories from coworkers.