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Edge of the Earth Car Air Freshener

Edge of the Earth Car Air Freshener

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dge of the Earth™ Car Air Freshener

Some people think the world is round.
Some people think it’s flat.
Either way… your car could smell better.

The Edge of the Earth™ Car Air Freshener is for drivers who refuse to accept boring interiors—or boring explanations. Featuring a bold, all-over Conspiracy Coffee design, this freshener quietly questions reality while keeping your ride smelling suspiciously pleasant.

Hang it from your rearview mirror and enjoy long-lasting fragrance every time you drive. Whether you’re commuting, road-tripping, or heading toward the alleged edge of the map, this air freshener delivers style, scent, and just enough intrigue to spark conversation at stoplights.

Choose your preferred scent and let the questions linger.


Available Scents (classified but approved):

  • Pine – Fresh, clean, and outdoorsy (like a forest near a restricted area)

  • New Car – Crisp, familiar, and oddly comforting

  • Black Ice – Cool, bold, and confidently mysterious


Product Details (confirmed by reliable sources):

  • Material: 100% 80 pt. paper board

  • Same design printed on both sides

  • All-over print for maximum impact

  • Designed to deliver long-lasting fragrance

  • Easy to hang, hard to ignore


Smells good.
Looks suspicious.
Draw your own conclusions.

 

☕🧭 Edge of the Earth — Conspiracy Coffee

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  • ON-TIME DELIVERY

    "Shipped faster than you can say 'deep state cover-up."

  • EASY RETURNS

    "If you're not feeling it, send it back. No probing questions — just 30-day hassle-free returns."

  • DAMAGE REPLACEMENTS

    "Coffee casualties? We’ll send in a fresh agent. Damaged bags replaced, no drama."

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