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False Flag

False Flag

$13.49
$13.49
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False Flag (Decaf) Not everything is what it claims to be. This roast looks like coffee. It smells like coffee. It brews like coffee. But something’s missing. False Flag is a smooth, full-bodied decaf designed to challenge assumptions — about caffeine, about value, and about why we pay what we pay. Crafted for late nights, quiet mornings, and anyone who wants the ritual without the rush. Drink slowly. Question motives. Trust no label without coffee. ☕ #drinkconspiracy
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  • ON-TIME DELIVERY

    "Shipped faster than you can say 'deep state cover-up."

  • EASY RETURNS

    "If you're not feeling it, send it back. No probing questions — just 30-day hassle-free returns."

  • DAMAGE REPLACEMENTS

    "Coffee casualties? We’ll send in a fresh agent. Damaged bags replaced, no drama."

  • SECURE PAYMENT

    "Encrypted, protected, and more secure than Area 51’s lunchroom."