Flat Brew
Flat Brew
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$15.00
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Light Roast • K-Cup Format
The truth doesn’t always drip.
Sometimes, it pops.
Flat Brew was engineered for covert missions and 9-to-5 cover stories—same bright flavor profile as First Light, now extracted at the push of a button.
Crafted for operatives who require maximum efficiency and minimum cleanup, this single-serve roast delivers high-frequency flavor with zero filters—unless you count the government kind.
Pop. Brew. Decode.
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ON-TIME DELIVERY
"Shipped faster than you can say 'deep state cover-up."
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EASY RETURNS
"If you're not feeling it, send it back. No probing questions — just 30-day hassle-free returns."
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DAMAGE REPLACEMENTS
"Coffee casualties? We’ll send in a fresh agent. Damaged bags replaced, no drama."
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SECURE PAYMENT
"Encrypted, protected, and more secure than Area 51’s lunchroom."