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Fungus Among Us

Fungus Among Us

$15.49
$15.49
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Grind Type
Mushroom
Mushroom-Enhanced Medium Roast Earthy • Smooth • Cosmic They said the mushrooms were just fungus. They lied. This isn't your average cup of joe. It's a blend for the awakened — those who’ve heard the whispers in the spores and felt the alien pulse beneath the forest floor. Enhanced with mind-expanding mushroom goodness (non-psychoactive, don’t worry), this brew fuels deep thoughts, strange dreams, and wild theories. Sip with caution. Think with clarity. The fungus is listening.
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