Some things are proven by science. Some things are proven by vibes. And some things fall somewhere in between.
The I Want to Believe Hair Growth Tonic exists in that mysterious space where caffeine meets optimism, biotin meets ritual, and hope meets your scalp.
Is hair growth complicated? Absolutely. Does science say results vary? Definitely. Are we saying this will work for everyone? Of course not.
But could it help create the conditions for healthier-looking, fuller-feeling hair? 👀 …we want to believe.
This lightweight, fast-absorbing tonic is formulated with caffeine, biotin, and plant-based turmeric to support hair health, hydrate follicles, and encourage stronger-looking strands—without leaving residue behind. It’s easy to use, easy to believe in, and easy to work into your daily routine… preferably while staring suspiciously into the mirror.
Apply daily. Massage gently. Question everything.
Why people are talking about it (quietly):
Helps support length retention
Reduces the appearance of thinning hair
Lightweight, residue-free formula
Designed for daily use
Feels good doing it (this part is scientifically undeniable)
The fine print (because we’re honest like that):
Results may vary (hair is mysterious)
Not magic, not a miracle, not alien technology (probably)
Consistency matters more than belief… but belief helps
Details the government won’t comment on:
2 fl oz (60 ml)
Caffeine, biotin, plant-based turmeric
Vegan, cruelty-free
Free of parabens, phthalates, sulfates (SLS & SLES), triclosan, synthetic fragrance, and other stuff we side-eye
Amber glass bottle with black glass dropper
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced ingredients
Hair care is personal. Hair science is complicated. Hope is optional—but encouraged.