MK Ultra Dark Roast
MK Ultra Dark Roast
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Mind Control? Please. You’re the one holding the mug.
Once upon a top-secret time, shadowy agencies dreamed of mind control.
Turns out, all they really needed… was this roast.
Bold, unapologetic, and dark enough to black out classified documents, MK Ultra Dark Roast cuts through the fog like a covert ops mission at dawn.
Crafted for those who know their limits — and push past them.
No subliminal messages here.
Just a full-bodied roast so powerful, it might just reprogram your morning.
Wake up. Drink up. Stay dangerous.
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ON-TIME DELIVERY
"Shipped faster than you can say 'deep state cover-up."
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EASY RETURNS
"If you're not feeling it, send it back. No probing questions — just 30-day hassle-free returns."
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DAMAGE REPLACEMENTS
"Coffee casualties? We’ll send in a fresh agent. Damaged bags replaced, no drama."
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SECURE PAYMENT
"Encrypted, protected, and more secure than Area 51’s lunchroom."