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Moon Roast

Moon Roast

Regular price $15.00
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They said we landed on the moon... but did we? One sip of this rich, smooth medium roast and you’ll swear you’re walking on lunar soil. Crafted for those who question everything — including what’s really in freeze-dried astronaut coffee — Moon Roast is your daily dose of delicious doubt. With flavor notes of hazelnut, caramel, and citrus, this brew beams you up to a world where the shadows don’t match the lighting, the flag waves without wind, and the caffeine hits just right. Whether you believe it was a soundstage in Nevada or a giant leap for mankind, one thing’s for sure: This roast is out of this world. ☕👽
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