NOT READY TO EARTH TODAY.
Some days aren’t meant for small talk, deadlines, or pretending you understand what’s going on.
Some days… you just need a signal to the universe that you’re opting out.
This tee says it for you.
Soft, breathable, and built for maximum comfort whether you’re questioning reality, avoiding meetings, or just not in the mood to participate in whatever this is.
Wear it as a disclaimer.
Wear it as a warning.
Wear it because honestly… same.
Specs for the grounded (and the not-so-grounded):
- Ultra-soft cotton blend that feels broken-in from day one
- Lightweight and breathable for all-day wear
- Classic unisex fit — relaxed, not restrictive
- Durable print that holds up through repeated washes
- Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort
You don’t have to be ready.
You just have to be honest about it.
☕ Stay Caffeinated. Question Everything.
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.: Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (4.2 - 4.3 oz/yd² (142 - 146 g/m²))
.: The retail fit that makes for a highly comfortable, laid-back wearing experience
.: Excellent for layering, perfect at the gym or any casual outing
.: Crew neckline for that timeless, neat look
.: Tear-away label to avoid skin irritation
.: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Composition varies depending on color.
.: Please note: During fulfilment SwiftPOD applies a generic printed neck label and removes the tear-away label
