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Wake Up Sheeple Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

Wake Up Sheeple Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

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Some people wake up slowly.
Others… get the full download.

The “Wake Up Sheeple!” tote is for those moments when reality hits a little different.

Featuring everyone’s favorite wide-eyed observer mid-realization, this tote brings humor, curiosity, and just enough chaos to your daily routine.

 

Because sometimes it’s not about changing minds…
it’s about starting conversations.

This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for everyday wear. While the canvas material will show off your designs in great colors, it's durable and will last for years. The bag features 20" handles (made from the same canvas), making it easy to carry even with a week's worth of shopping.

.: 100% cotton canvas
.: Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
.: Sewn-in label
.: Available in natural and black colors

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