Wake Up Sheeple Roast
Wake Up Sheeple Roast
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Wake Up Sheeple Roast
Single Origin – Guatemala SO
Flavor Profile: Cocoa, Maple Syrup, Fruity
Ever feel like you’re surrounded by sleepy sheep, blindly following the herd? It’s time to break free from the flock and sip the truth.
Sourced straight from the lush highlands of Guatemala, this premium single origin roast delivers bold, complex flavor with notes of cocoa, maple, plum, and apple sweetness. It’s rich. It’s smooth. It’s the coffee they don’t want you to find.
Crafted for the curious, brewed for the brave — Wake Up Sheeple Roast isn’t just coffee. It’s your daily dose of delicious defiance.
Stay woke. Sip responsibly. Question everything.
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